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PRESS RELEASE:
from the well behaved Mormon Woman: Barbara Smith-Palmer
Restoration Complete:
Neo-Orthodox Correlated
Curriculum
now approved by our Heavenly Father*
Temple Baptized Mormon Drive In:
The
Temple Baptized Mormon Drive-In App, Now Available
to Temple Recommend LDS, 
Blaze
Labs creates, Correlated
Curriculum Temple Baptized Mormon Drive-In
App, Now Available
to Temple Recommend LDS; Mormon Crowdsourcing,
a new lever for obedience.
Mormon Exceptionalism is now secure
with advances in Mormon Psyops Technology
Philo-Semitic
Neo-Orthodox, Mormon Agency
For those who feel their faith slipping
away.
When time is tight and your are missing temple talk you can now pop into
the New Salt Lake City Mormon Drive-in, for those to enjoy all the comfort of
Mormon ritual pomp and circumstance and not leave your car. For that spiritual
uplift without a Temple Recommend you can remain in the flock and not compromise
your golf or bowling date. Collections will be taken at the ticket office and
certificates stamped. With a special dispensation certificate one can invite a
gentile to be part of the spiritual awakening.
"This new service is a
pilot program to bind the adherent back to his faith before all this doubt crept
into our faith."
Beyond the Mega-Church, the Mormon Drive-In is the latest
theological concept to be trotted out by the Mormon Apostles.
Now TBM's can
just mail it in and carry on to the golf links or shop at the new mall.
More
revelations
Grow the Faith Business
"Further revelations of Mormon Liberation Theology in the L.D.S. Church will grow the faith and expand plural marriage to include both, the sister-wife and the brother-husband. With Brother-Husbands and Sister-Wives the loop is closed and there will be marital perfection at last, more babies more often in heaven and on earth." Just do the math. "Heavenly Mother Gonhorra approves of this doctrinal shift too. pay-lay-ale."
Neo-Orthodoxy
Manifesto deep
throat Robert Millet subterfuge Professor Robert Millet and The Mormon Religion-making Business: | Between
pulpit and Pew Mormon Magic Realism  the Manichean Mormon Fantasy Latter-Day Saint O.C.D. |
Robert
Millet Getting At The Truth Caveat:
"Relevant Truth or Untruth is subject
to change or reversal by revelation of verifying authorities or priestly fiat."
John
Dehlin of Mormon Stories is a voice that contributes to the ecuminical; the Bill
Moyers of Mormonism.
John Dehlin
has opened the discussion on the role of Mormonism in America –– for
better or worse it goes on as we speak.
http://mormonstories.org/
John Larsen and friends
have created an expression behemoth that speaks to the persistence of doubt and
the Mormon Conundrum, a expose on mormon duplicity.
John
Larsen is the Mort Sahl of Mormonism.
Like
Joseph Smith, the Mormons of today love to exploit the rich diggings or the imagination.
Mormon Super Syperspiritualism and Philosemitic Mormon Intellectual Scholarship
Mormon Spiritualism is driven by a bi-polar world, an unshakable manichean atavist
view of our world and all the spaces between and beyond, The.image above is Streaking
across the Mormon Archipelago, yet another bright shooting star to stream sparks
and glitter to then fade to black.
Aside from boring Christianity there
is an alternative to pedestrian Jesus Worship. Mormons have a "Medium"
to protect us from the natural man, The Prophet has spoken.
The Mormons
are engaged in the business of religion making with ruffles and flourishes.
Between
pulpit and pewwith the Mormon Concet.
 mormon zeitgeist | The Baggage of Mormonism Condensed: When
speaking to gentiles, Mormons claim to be | Scari.org copyright Scari©2014 all rights reserved Scari.Org |
profligate
religious promiscuity
the
transhumanist quest to defeat death
For
fruther investigation into the authority and veracity of these postings, please
feel free to consort with the
source of all this information, another transhumanist quest.
The Baggage of Mormonism by
FARMS: Foundation
for Ancient Research and Mormon Studies
Department of Dogmatological
Sciences:
Research into the meaning of life through Latter Day Sainthood
and doctrinal tenets of the BOM and the Pearl of Great Price.
Revelation
confirmed
pay-lay-ale, Do the Math
Beyond the enigmatic charge
emanating from the planet Kolob, one must factor the gravitation of OLIBLISH and
ENISH-GO-ON-DOSH, for without this calculation of mass and density the entire
faith is voided, purged, by the countervailing acts of the Law of Attraction or
Casimir Force contaminating the pure light of form
and color spectrum of the sacred medium of Kli-flos-is-es, or Hah-ko-kau-beam's
influence on the formula. Counterapologetics will claim this formula is pure bunk,
but do the math and you will see these cycles affect universal order in atleast
six of our nearest galaxies; the cynics are wrong, the numbers work to the advantage
of true faith without stresses to revelation or doctrine. Before we ran the numbers
we had no idea that Joseph Smith was such a mathematician. If Mormon detractors
would only do a proper job of research on our faith they would quite possibly
be our strongest agency: Pay-lay-ale,
Changing
the world one Mormon at a time through religious understanding and Mormon Counter-Apologetics |
 rapture dervish |
Mormon Judeophilia |
 excruciation |
 exhumation |
Gosh, I lost track of all the things Mormons Know and I don't. To be continued:
from the well behaved Mormon Woman: Barbara Smith-Palmer: The Beast the Bugs in the Bushes.
Frolic
in Paradise: Yeasties and the collective subjective
Once upon a
time there was a big jug of cider sitting in a cool place. In this jug were little
yeasties. The yeastie needed to eat. Being hungry for food and procreation, the
little yeasties slurped cider sugars and they shat alcohol and they procreated
and procreated, as it is, exponentially. These little critters operated as if
there were limitless sugars and space to spread their way of life; it was just
like paradise. So, by and by, they ate and shat and shat and ate and spread throughout
the tasty cider soup until the sugar was gone and they began to drown in their
own shit; the alcohol excrement was, of course, poison to the little critters.
All the little yeasties died and their little world was turned to shit.
Had
the little yeastie been able to forecast the resultant alchemy of this behavior
they might have taken a different tack. Had the little yeasties engaged in experimentation
and research, intervening variables might have been implemented to change their
paradigm.
If the little yeasties were equipped with genetic engineering, they
might have programmed their diet to eat alcohol and shit sugar, reversing the
process that was their demise. Had the organism gotten a handle on its ability
to procreate the cider environment could have supported the frolic and feasting
of the yeasty for some length of time. This time would have been valuable to the
survival of the little critter; there would have been time for research into exploration
beyond the cider jug, exploit other cider jugs and spread the Good News to other
parts of the realm. It's through this fairy tale that we at Scari Research Institute
have postulated a template for the human condition.
(If this were a anthropocentric
story and we being the good guys, this would be where we'd come in to save the
day, but it's a story about yeasties)
Conclusion: Had the yeasties been inbued with cognition and science beyond natural selection they could have taken counter measures that would secure their fate, perserve the realm and continue their frolic.