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the end time can be sublime or may be filled with tribulation and trepidation, protect yourself from embaressing shocks to the system.
Endorcements:
Christians United For Israel are Forcing God's Hand. Cufi
Leader, John Hagee has his regular orders of special Hagee Rapture Ready Wear.
His Super Hagee King-Size Rapture Wear is popular for those who expect the Lord
to do some heavy-lifting.
Trifecta:
Lieberman, McCain and Hagee, Cufi rally
CUFI Hagee, McCain, Lieberman all together now, reading
from the same sacred scripture to the end.
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Will the End Times be as advertised or will it be a "Is that all there is" experience. It's up to you to make it what it can be. Just Do It and go with the flow to avoid congestion and everything will be Ok.
Republicans
are En-Raptured by CUFI
CUFI
and AIPAC, AIPAC and CUFI
Republican Former House Majority Leader
Tom DeLay is deep into rapture readiness and CUFI lore. None of this seemed to
matter to Lieberman, who delivered a long sermon hailing Hagee as nothing less
than a modern-day Moses. Lieberman went on to describe Hagee's flock as "even
greater than the multitude Moses commanded."
Christians United For Israel
members are eager to reveal their excitement at the prospect of Armageddon occurring
tomorrow or the day after, but it must happen soon -- sooner is better.
The
Isreal Lobby, AIPAC, conferrs a ringing endorcement of CUFI.
CUFI has added
the grassroots muscle of the Christian right to the already potent Israel lobby.
Hagee and his devotees have forged close ties with the Bush White House and members
of Congress from Sen. Joseph Lieberman to Sen. John McCain. In its call for a
unilateral military attack on Iran and the expansion of Israeli territory, CUFI
has found unwavering encouragement from traditional pro-Israel groups like AIPAC
and elements of the Israeli government. Zion and Cufi are in lockstep, on the
warpath to Armageddon the last battle for God's Army, fully equipped and appointed
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You know the Tribulation will be wet work for most, Apostates, infidels and gentiles will be squashed like bugs while the chosen will pass into The Promised land with barely a whimper; They will be drawen through the etherial vortex with little material distortion. Be among the chosen. To be Rapture Ready is essential.
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