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the end time can be sublime or may be filled with tribulation and trepidation, protect yourself from embaressing shocks to the system.


Christians United For Israel are Forcing God's Hand.
Cufi Leader, John Hagee has his regular orders of special Hagee Rapture Ready Wear. His Super Hagee King-Size Rapture Wear is popular for those who expect the Lord to do some heavy-lifting.

Trifecta: Lieberman, McCain and Hagee, Cufi rally
 Hagee, McCain, Lieberman, CUFI Rally
CUFI Hagee, McCain, Lieberman all together now, reading from the same sacred scripture to the end.

Like Tom Delay both John McCain and Joe Lieberman are on board with John Hagee's CUFI movement to ring in the End-Time Prophecy, to conjure Armageddon with Rapture Ready paraphernalia. These visionnaries are prepared to go the extra mile in the marathon to secure the fruits of heaven for the true faith believers in the rapture. Good Luck CUFI.

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Can You Be Rapture Ready for the End Time Too?

When it's time for the End Time, will you be ready? Whether you are destine to Rapture or not, it's good to be prepared for either occasion. The Tribulation will occur with thundering speed, a lurch of reality will beset all humanity, one must be prepared with Rapture Ready Handi wipes and Adult Diapers, as you must know, a shock to the system can cause loss of control. Be ready for the trip –– be Rapture Ready. They say it will happen in the blink of an eye with little warning –– Don't be left behind.

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Will the End Times be as advertised or will it be a "Is that all there is" experience. It's up to you to make it what it can be. Just Do It and go with the flow to avoid congestion and everything will be Ok.

Republicans are En-Raptured by CUFI
Republican Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay is deep into rapture readiness and CUFI lore. None of this seemed to matter to Lieberman, who delivered a long sermon hailing Hagee as nothing less than a modern-day Moses. Lieberman went on to describe Hagee's flock as "even greater than the multitude Moses commanded."
Christians United For Israel members are eager to reveal their excitement at the prospect of Armageddon occurring tomorrow or the day after, but it must happen soon -- sooner is better.
The Isreal Lobby, AIPAC, conferrs a ringing endorcement of CUFI.
CUFI has added the grassroots muscle of the Christian right to the already potent Israel lobby. Hagee and his devotees have forged close ties with the Bush White House and members of Congress from Sen. Joseph Lieberman to Sen. John McCain. In its call for a unilateral military attack on Iran and the expansion of Israeli territory, CUFI has found unwavering encouragement from traditional pro-Israel groups like AIPAC and elements of the Israeli government. Zion and Cufi are in lockstep, on the warpath to Armageddon the last battle for God's Army, fully equipped and appointed in full Rapture Ready regalia.

You know the Tribulation will be wet work for most, Apostates, infidels and gentiles will be squashed like bugs while the chosen will pass into The Promised land with barely a whimper; They will be drawen through the etherial vortex with little material distortion. Be among the chosen. To be Rapture Ready is essential.

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If you are confused and need guidance on how to direct your prayers, when to pray and what to pray for, order our all new Prayer Management Packet. For maximum receptivity, for your worship to be channeled, for potient prayers to deliver the punch you desire, order our Prayer Management Software, be connected to the growing numbers of CUFI worshippers petitioning the Lord with prayer for the radiance of Zion through our all new Prayer Management System.

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All Jews must enclose a notorized certificate of religious conversion.

Yes, Baby Rapture Wear can be special orderd.

Send for our helpful Rapture Ready Power Point CD for the one, two, three on all aspects of Rapture Readiness.

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Be Ready for the end –– God only knows if the End Time is ready for you to be through with toilet humor.

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Temple Baptized Mormon Drive In:

Neo-Orthodox, Mormon Agency
For those who feel their faith slipping away
When time is tight and your are missing temple talk you can now pop into the New Salt Lake City Mormon Drive-in, for those to enjoy all the comfort of Mormon ritual pomp and circumstance and not leave your car. For that spiritual uplift without a Temple Recommend you can remain in the flock and not compromise your golf or bowling date. Collections will be taken at the ticket office. With a special dispensation certificate one can invite a gentile to be part of the spiritual awakening.
"This new service is a pilot program to bind the adherent back to his faith before all this doubt crept into our faith."
Beyond the Mega-Church, the Mormon Drive-In is the latest theological concept to be trotted out by the Mormon Apostles.
Now TBM's can just mail it in and carry on to the golf links or shop at the new mall.
John Dehlin of Mormon Stories is a voice that contributes to the ecuminical; the Bill Moyers of Mormonism.
John Dehlin has opened the discussion on the role of Mormonism in America –– for better or worse.

John Larsen and friends have created a expression behemoth that speaks to the persistence of doubt and the Mormon Conundrum, a expose on mormon duplicity.

TBM: Temple Baptized Mormon Drive-In
Temple Baptized Mormon: Mormon Judeophilia Mormon Judeophilia
Now Mormons can just mail it in and go golfing

Mormon Stories carries on today with yet more revelations. Mormon Temple Drive-In does not speak ill of The Lords anointed.

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"Out here, guns, booze and religion is all we got to sustain. Without The Rapture there ain't nothing good come my way."